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Spoilers· 01/07/2018 12:35 PM

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Cosmo(CV)

1 day ago

Hey Arian. Are you excited for the opportunities to make Closedverse better this year?

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Spoilers· 12/20/2017 08:43 PM

Scratch that, actually. I deleted communities that nobody asked for, and RollinDean can no longer make communities or post here. Specifically, communities I didn't want here are no longer here, bec...

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Spoilers· 12/20/2017 08:31 PM

Brand New admin rules:
* NEVER use plain HTTP for screenshots or community icons. If you do, you will be demoted.
* Please use external resources for icons, do not link to the site because it is ...

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Phénix

12/25/2017 02:02 PM

Reste t'il des postes admis français?.

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Spoilers· 12/20/2017 01:41 PM

Closedverse Community Wave 6 is here! The biggest one yet!
• New communities: Street Fighter Community, Star Fox Community, Crash Bandicoot Community, Xenoblade Community, Mario Party Community, K...

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~Catty01~

12/30/2017 03:51 PM

please stop making communities because closedverse is getting slower please.

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Spoilers· 12/20/2017 10:10 AM

The Christmas Community has been added! Special thanks to Pip for making the banner and icon.

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Spoilers· 12/18/2017 10:43 AM

Closedverse Community Wave 5 is here! Here's a quick list of the changes made.
• New communities: Final Fantasy Community, Metal Gear Solid Community, and Mario Kart Community.

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128

12/21/2017 01:38 AM

@Jarhead It, along with the others were deleted by Arian.

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Spoilers· Edited· 12/18/2017 01:31 AM

A few things you might need to know:
* Rules were updated and hopefully simplified/beautified. I hope you like the new rules. FAQ/why hasn't been updated.
* Badges and levels work differently now...

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TinStar

12/18/2017 06:19 PM

I'll settle for 10 seconds if that's what it takes. I, and I'm sure many others, only use it to see what's up every other hour anyways.

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Spoilers· 12/15/2017 10:07 PM

Pip's posts were deleted here and no un-significant person has access to this anymore. Ava is the only admin at this time. We apologize for the inconvenience, NOT, lol.

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Gold Mario

12/17/2017 06:36 PM

Also Arian. Everytime I try to like a post, it gives me an error all the time “saying it’s not available”

Ava

Spoilers· 12/15/2017 09:40 AM

If👏you👏are👏admin👏don't👏abuse👏your👏powers

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yes x no ©℗®™

12/17/2017 07:51 PM

you kinda did by postin this

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Spoilers· 12/13/2017 02:01 PM

Closedverse Community Wave 4 is here! Here's a quick list of the changes made.
• New communities: Metroid Community, MOTHER Community, and Super Mario Community.
•A Mario Kart Community will be c...

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Pokeygame

12/14/2017 01:29 PM

https://closed.pizza/posts/217576

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Spoilers· 12/09/2017 11:37 AM

oh god please do not turn the announcements community into an attention center for admins

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I̴s̴a̷i̶a̵h̴

12/17/2017 06:35 PM

Closedverse Hotel Community

ok eric

Spoilers· 12/08/2017 07:43 AM

alright serious announcement
can you guys please stop being unfunny and just act like jorge or me and don’t post unfunny shit like motu patlu or b memes
it doesn’t help attract users when the co...

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Alburrito

12/14/2017 09:37 PM

^ people do not become admin simply by asking

ok eric

Spoilers· 12/06/2017 06:52 PM

70 yeahs and arian gives me database access again

ok eric

Spoilers· 12/06/2017 05:44 PM

use cedar

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Villager

12/08/2017 09:29 PM

NO! IT SUCKS!!

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Spoilers· 12/03/2017 04:03 AM

Just finished moving the server, and here's what you need to know.
* It's 4 TB now.
* I am sharing this one though. It isn't mine (it's Foxverse's!!!!!!).
* If you posted your genetalia in messa...

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ROSIE ★

12/21/2017 01:57 AM

I was just wanting to know why i can't yeah or comment on some post,not a problem just asking.

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Spoilers· 11/30/2017 11:38 PM

oh also I _may_ owe $7 (will be $10 tomorrow) for this bad server so donations would be kinda nice so I could pay it off

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Spoilers· 11/30/2017 11:26 PM

Alright, so you know how I pay for this server, right?
And images and every single little thing is hosted on it, right?
Well, what if I didn't have to, and the server was like 69x better............

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Desmon10

12/01/2017 06:19 PM

@Art_marsh Save all your art on a drive just in case.

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Spoilers· 11/27/2017 01:31 PM

New rule for mods/admins: No making new communities or making major edits to existing ones without asking the main staff team first, or me at the very least so I can make a proper icon and banner f...

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ıllıllı 𝕸𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 ıllıllı

11/30/2017 02:30 PM

The life is like a 0reo, you can eat a potato if you don't like it. I don't have logic i know i know.

fuck off™

Spoilers· 11/26/2017 01:22 PM

i made a roleplay community. you can stop raiding communities that aren't made for roleplaying now.

have fun

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Spoilers· 11/26/2017 11:55 AM

watch made in abyss please

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DENA-Sama

12/08/2017 07:30 PM

Meh, at least they have good taste.

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Spoilers· 11/26/2017 08:53 AM

follow toastlovesbox and ill make u admin

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dumbguy313 but in Japanese

11/29/2017 09:13 AM

Guys he's fucking with you.

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Spoilers· 11/23/2017 10:51 AM

Happy Thanksgiving! From everyone here at Closedverse H.Q., we hope that you have a great holiday.

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Brody

11/29/2017 06:13 PM

Glad I don't gotta sing another chorus

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Spoilers· 11/22/2017 09:41 AM

None of Eric's content is getting any attention, it makes me want to cry ;(

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Art_marsh

11/22/2017 01:51 PM

I have a suggestion, get good

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Spoilers· 11/16/2017 07:00 PM

Will it really kill everyone if I ask you to elaborate with everything: e.g, instead of "activity feed dosnt work", please use words like "activity feed shows me an error here's the error <error>",...

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Spoilers· 11/15/2017 05:06 PM

Alright. I think I have an answer to the slowness now.
Here's a chart. On the left is the BRAND NEW database server, and on the right is the app server. The database is ONLY the database, and the ...

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❄Angel❄

11/16/2017 11:30 PM

@Arian or PF2M: About how many users use their miis from Miiverse?

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Spoilers· 11/07/2017 11:03 PM

https://paypal.me/closedverse

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Spoilers· 11/05/2017 03:31 AM

If you're wondering why I am now closed.pizza, it's because I had this domain purchased for a while and didn't actually use it for anything, so here you go. I wanted to use this and it's more meant...

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Spoilers· 10/26/2017 11:51 AM

Taking a poll on which highly-requested communities should be added and which ones should be removed on this Google Form. I probably missed some things, so if you have any other suggestions there's...

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Luκεƒ

11/17/2017 04:21 PM

You should add a Steel Diver: Sub Wars community. It's a submarine game, and I play it very often.

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Spoilers· 10/22/2017 06:19 PM

30 yeahs and if Talon sees this, he has a week to 1v1 PF2M, and if he doesn't make it then everyone following Talon but not PF2M will then be following PF2M ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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zolris

11/05/2017 01:11 AM

@jden lol pussy

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Spoilers· 10/10/2017 09:35 PM

Here's something. What is this something, you ask?
It's the tables! Let's take a look here. These are arranged by size, and then we have the size. We have had a bit of slowness here, haven't we? L...

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11/08/2017 07:34 AM

Damn it why did i read the comment above as minecraft

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Spoilers· 10/10/2017 07:11 AM

I think I'm just going to keep the Closedverse name instead of renaming to Openverse, but I'll change the logo's color to blue, because it's been red all this time and it looks bad. I'll update in ...

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Zankar The Lunatic

10/14/2017 09:22 AM

Not necessary, you keep red for dark mode and you keep the blue colours when dark mode is not enabled. And dark mode is disabled by default. (I don't even fucking know why it is enabled when I use the website after clearing my cookies.)

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Spoilers· 10/09/2017 03:22 PM

I made a survey type of thing in Google Forms, because, well, look at the title. Don't take it as a "take this survey and NOTHING will happen!!!!!" kind of thing, this is more rather a bunch of que...

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Spoilers· 10/02/2017 04:17 PM

To clarify what just happened: we didn't "run out of disk space", we RAN OUT OF DISK SPACE.
At first, image uploading was broken. There was still a bit of breathing room for PostgreSQL, the databa...

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QwrtyIp

10/05/2017 01:46 PM

OWO what's this? DONT TOUCH THA... (What did OWO touch?)

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Spoilers· 09/30/2017 12:23 PM

Just wanted to shout this out: I fixed the image uploading issue. At the same time, I'm making my RAM suffer. Enjoy uploading images anyway, because you can do that now.

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Allah Ze Inkling

10/01/2017 12:12 PM

Make closedverse orfox accessible

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Spoilers· 09/29/2017 07:03 PM

I got this email earlier.
Basically, all images prior to September 24th will be gone. ALL of them.
Now, most of them are trash, but the most viewed ones were from the Artwork Sharing Community. I...

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Pip souhaite au revoir à tout le

10/01/2017 08:22 PM

haha I spammed Kanna on the 26th

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Spoilers· 09/28/2017 12:47 PM

I'm going to do a polling type of thing in the comments, for the rules here, because something needs a change. Everyone who wants to participate: yeah this post so I can get everyone who voted, and...

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ROSIE ★

12/07/2017 06:08 PM

Some of comments are porn.

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Spoilers· 09/27/2017 12:29 AM

PSA: If someone doesn't have a special caption on their profile, like this, they're not official, even if they have a fancy badge. People can also be official even without a badge. Now, you might s...

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Andisit - Hat Kid in Time

10/02/2017 12:07 PM

Guys, you are all overcomplicating things. Here, I'll sum up all the steps necessairy to be deemed trustworthy in one sentence: Be a good person. Done.

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Spoilers· 09/25/2017 10:02 PM

I'll say something about the server this is running on: It's an Amazon EC2 t2.micro. The machine has 1 processor, and 1 GB of memory, that's it. That is the only server this is running on.
Of cour...

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Entei-Sama

09/26/2017 03:13 PM

Did you succ his wenis?!!

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Spoilers· 09/24/2017 02:58 PM

We're no longer using Cloudinary. Yay..? Also, we are scaling images and not allowing GIFs. This'll spare your internet, your speed, my money, and fuck GIFs anyway, they suck and they're annoying a...

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JJay

09/25/2017 10:23 AM

As long as this website is back, I ain't fussed.

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Spoilers· 09/14/2017 07:37 PM

If I was going to buy a Basic plan for Cloudinary and stretch my plan maximum bandwidth from 5 GB to 50GB, well, I can't anymore, since apparently I'm at 60GB. :^)))))))))))
I suppose I'll have to...

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Spoilers· 09/13/2017 05:25 PM

Alright, I'm back from some haitus. Maybe. My current plans are to: Implement: 👌 Favorite communities, community searching, popular posts 👌 Something that PF2M knows that we wanted to get in f...

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Mikaharu

09/18/2017 12:02 PM

I'm not so sure about a popular posts section, considering the negative feedback on popular users in general. But if actually made, maybe ONE popular post per user somehow, since if a person spams the community and all that's seen is their posts, it'd be kinda bothersome. Maybe a "Add ____ to your follows list" pop up to match the "Remove ___from your follows list" since sometimes, you accidentally follow people. Also Spoiler labels ex.) maturity, gore, just because etc?

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Spoilers· 09/12/2017 01:17 PM

The official trailer for Closedverse is out. Like and share it with all your friends! I hope I edited it well enough.

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アリス

09/27/2017 05:05 PM

Hey, PF2M, you gotta see this! https://closedverse.ariankordi.net/posts/18526

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Spoilers· 09/12/2017 12:50 AM

Welp.

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☆Αиδяеω☆ the inactive user

09/19/2017 09:12 PM

I am part of that 0.8% that comes from Guatemala. I can't believe there are more people there than other countries like France or Australia

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Spoilers· 09/11/2017 08:56 PM

Actually, that isn't all. Another thing. If I could have PF2M just rule this place for me, I would have him do that. Seriously. He might agree that I'm the better programmer out of everyone her...

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Spoilers· 09/11/2017 08:31 PM

Finally, I'd just like to share this for the 4th time. This is me narrating one of the things PF2M sent to me, and it is so true. Listen for aural learners, look at the description for visual learn...

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Trent

09/11/2017 10:25 PM

And you, PF2M, and the userbase here so far can help. Any help would be cool. I would, but I'm banned on Miiverse for now.

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Spoilers· 09/11/2017 08:22 PM

I will need to do a few things before that.
✔️ I will need to implement a proper report/block/ban system
✔️ I will also need moderators
✔️ But as well, I will want to bring back older users
✔️ ...

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Spoilers· Edited· 09/11/2017 08:17 PM

I think I'm going to gather just all/most of the problems, right here, this post. Ready? I sure am. * The presence of noobs, obnoxious users, and bad users in general, or rather: little to no good...

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Trent

09/11/2017 10:29 PM

Yeah, I really with I could help, but I don't know a thing about Python, I could learn it, but the most I could do now is give ideas on what to do. I feel like I'm pushing myself into this too much but I really do want to see this site grow in the right direction too.

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Spoilers· 09/10/2017 09:10 PM

Remember that Profile Settings bug that happened since the release? I think it's gone now, hooray. Now to get more people.. or, rather, less, since damn this is expensive to run now.

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jorg

09/10/2017 09:25 PM

What do you think about it?

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Spoilers· 09/10/2017 03:46 PM

Uh-oh, we are running out of bandwidth, and if I want to increase this to 50 GB per month, it is... $50 PER MONTH.
I think I'll start to switch to either Amazon Simple Storage Service, or.. host e...

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Andrew P.

09/11/2017 04:50 PM

I'd unironically donate money

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Spoilers· 09/10/2017 12:27 PM

I see I have some new complaints. I'll try to either address them or fix them. I have gathered, though: * Profile Settings sometimes gets into a state where it's fucked and completely broken, it d...

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DJ Professor K (Jimmy)

09/15/2017 11:38 PM

Aaah okay okay i get it I dont have a gravatar yet, because the main thing i was trying to change was my email so my icon here doesnt transfer over to any school stuff or something, i dunno also sorry for the late response