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Spoilers· 3 days ago

All of the front page communities' banners and icons have turned to shades of green and orange!
Hm... I wonder why...

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Spoilers· 03/10/2018 03:46 AM

Temporarily, to celebrate the half-year anniversary of Closedverse, we have changed the Anything Goes community back to the General Discussion Community, which was basically Serious Discussion AND ...

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1 day ago

Too soon?


Spoilers· Edited· 03/06/2018 05:23 PM

there's a jojo and homebrew and danganronpa community now

i used the db to post this pls dont get mad


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02/14/2018 02:24 AM

Good announcement


Spoilers· 12/21/2017 01:43 AM

Scratch that, actually. I deleted communities that nobody asked for, and RollinDean can no longer make communities or post here. Specifically, communities I didn't want here are no longer here, bec...

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Dick in burger 69

01/29/2018 04:14 AM

I hate cloud versus cloudvers raped me it was bad white every


Spoilers· 12/21/2017 01:31 AM

Brand New admin rules:
* NEVER use plain HTTP for screenshots or community icons. If you do, you will be demoted.
* Please use external resources for icons, do not link to the site because it is ...

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01/22/2018 03:10 PM

How do people become admins?


Spoilers· 12/20/2017 06:41 PM

Closedverse Community Wave 6 is here! The biggest one yet!
• New communities: Street Fighter Community, Star Fox Community, Crash Bandicoot Community, Xenoblade Community, Mario Party Community, K...

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03/02/2018 02:27 PM

And everyone saying that Closedverse is slow, idk why but it works just fine for me.


Spoilers· 12/20/2017 03:10 PM

The Christmas Community has been added! Special thanks to Pip for making the banner and icon.


Spoilers· 12/18/2017 03:43 PM

Closedverse Community Wave 5 is here! Here's a quick list of the changes made.
• New communities: Final Fantasy Community, Metal Gear Solid Community, and Mario Kart Community.

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12/21/2017 06:38 AM

@Jarhead It, along with the others were deleted by Arian.


Spoilers· Edited· 12/18/2017 06:31 AM

A few things you might need to know:
* Rules were updated and hopefully simplified/beautified. I hope you like the new rules. FAQ/why hasn't been updated.
* Badges and levels work differently now...

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02/21/2018 09:06 PM

Well kids mode be added.


Spoilers· 12/16/2017 03:07 AM

Pip's posts were deleted here and no un-significant person has access to this anymore. Ava is the only admin at this time. We apologize for the inconvenience, NOT, lol.

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『Kanno/Saki』supports MOVIEFREE

12/17/2017 11:36 PM

Also Arian. Everytime I try to like a post, it gives me an error all the time “saying it’s not available”


Spoilers· 12/15/2017 02:40 PM


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Dylan's Birthday Is Tomorrow

3 days ago

*cough* nugget *cough*


Spoilers· 12/13/2017 07:01 PM

Closedverse Community Wave 4 is here! Here's a quick list of the changes made.
• New communities: Metroid Community, MOTHER Community, and Super Mario Community.
•A Mario Kart Community will be c...

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12/14/2017 06:29 PM



Spoilers· 12/09/2017 04:37 PM

oh god please do not turn the announcements community into an attention center for admins

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12/17/2017 11:35 PM

Closedverse Hotel Community


Spoilers· 12/08/2017 06:08 PM

eric is biased and immature

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12/08/2017 08:23 PM

Yeah Eric was showing some signs of it


Spoilers· 12/03/2017 09:03 AM

Just finished moving the server, and here's what you need to know.
* It's 4 TB now.
* I am sharing this one though. It isn't mine (it's Foxverse's!!!!!!).
* If you posted your genetalia in messa...

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02/13/2018 11:36 PM

is it working now


Spoilers· 12/01/2017 04:38 AM

oh also I _may_ owe $7 (will be $10 tomorrow) for this bad server so donations would be kinda nice so I could pay it off

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Prince of Persia

12/07/2017 03:42 PM

Very good meme PF2M.


Spoilers· 12/01/2017 04:26 AM

Alright, so you know how I pay for this server, right?
And images and every single little thing is hosted on it, right?
Well, what if I didn't have to, and the server was like 69x better............

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12/01/2017 03:38 PM

I don't really understand even after reading all of the comments. Will all the images be erased? And will the website have an address other than closed.pizza ?


Spoilers· 11/27/2017 06:31 PM

New rule for mods/admins: No making new communities or making major edits to existing ones without asking the main staff team first, or me at the very least so I can make a proper icon and banner f...

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20 hours ago

60 YEAHS?!!!


Spoilers· 11/26/2017 06:22 PM

i made a roleplay community. you can stop raiding communities that aren't made for roleplaying now.

have fun

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Spoilers· 11/26/2017 04:55 PM

watch made in abyss please

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02/21/2018 04:40 PM

Hey arian how many yeahs for me as admin again? Please trust me again I won’t do anything wrong I wanna help Make closedverse a better place


Spoilers· 11/26/2017 01:53 PM

follow toastlovesbox and ill make u admin

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Popoko Gaming (dumbguy313)

11/29/2017 02:13 PM

Guys he's fucking with you.


Spoilers· 11/23/2017 03:51 PM

Happy Thanksgiving! From everyone here at Closedverse H.Q., we hope that you have a great holiday.

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11/29/2017 11:13 PM

Glad I don't gotta sing another chorus


Spoilers· 11/22/2017 02:41 PM

None of Eric's content is getting any attention, it makes me want to cry ;(

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11/22/2017 06:51 PM

I have a suggestion, get good


Spoilers· 11/17/2017 12:00 AM

Will it really kill everyone if I ask you to elaborate with everything: e.g, instead of "activity feed dosnt work", please use words like "activity feed shows me an error here's the error <error>",...

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Spoilers· 11/15/2017 10:06 PM

Alright. I think I have an answer to the slowness now.
Here's a chart. On the left is the BRAND NEW database server, and on the right is the app server. The database is ONLY the database, and the ...

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11/17/2017 04:30 AM

@Arian or PF2M: About how many users use their miis from Miiverse?


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Spoilers· 11/05/2017 08:31 AM

If you're wondering why I am now closed.pizza, it's because I had this domain purchased for a while and didn't actually use it for anything, so here you go. I wanted to use this and it's more meant...

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Spoilers· 10/26/2017 04:51 PM

Taking a poll on which highly-requested communities should be added and which ones should be removed on this Google Form. I probably missed some things, so if you have any other suggestions there's...

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11/17/2017 09:21 PM

You should add a Steel Diver: Sub Wars community. It's a submarine game, and I play it very often.


Spoilers· 10/22/2017 11:19 PM

30 yeahs and if Talon sees this, he has a week to 1v1 PF2M, and if he doesn't make it then everyone following Talon but not PF2M will then be following PF2M ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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11/05/2017 06:11 AM

@jden lol pussy


Spoilers· 10/11/2017 02:35 AM

Here's something. What is this something, you ask?
It's the tables! Let's take a look here. These are arranged by size, and then we have the size. We have had a bit of slowness here, haven't we? L...

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11/08/2017 12:34 PM

Damn it why did i read the comment above as minecraft


Spoilers· 10/10/2017 12:11 PM

I think I'm just going to keep the Closedverse name instead of renaming to Openverse, but I'll change the logo's color to blue, because it's been red all this time and it looks bad. I'll update in ...

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Prince of Persia

10/14/2017 02:22 PM

Not necessary, you keep red for dark mode and you keep the blue colours when dark mode is not enabled. And dark mode is disabled by default. (I don't even fucking know why it is enabled when I use the website after clearing my cookies.)


Spoilers· 10/09/2017 08:22 PM

I made a survey type of thing in Google Forms, because, well, look at the title. Don't take it as a "take this survey and NOTHING will happen!!!!!" kind of thing, this is more rather a bunch of que...

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Spoilers· 10/02/2017 09:17 PM

To clarify what just happened: we didn't "run out of disk space", we RAN OUT OF DISK SPACE.
At first, image uploading was broken. There was still a bit of breathing room for PostgreSQL, the databa...

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Poppi α

10/05/2017 06:46 PM

OWO what's this? DONT TOUCH THA... (What did OWO touch?)


Spoilers· 09/30/2017 05:23 PM

Just wanted to shout this out: I fixed the image uploading issue. At the same time, I'm making my RAM suffer. Enjoy uploading images anyway, because you can do that now.

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no dont do that ever

10/01/2017 05:12 PM

Make closedverse orfox accessible


Spoilers· 09/30/2017 12:03 AM

I got this email earlier.
Basically, all images prior to September 24th will be gone. ALL of them.
Now, most of them are trash, but the most viewed ones were from the Artwork Sharing Community. I...

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10/02/2017 01:22 AM

haha I spammed Kanna on the 26th


Spoilers· 09/28/2017 05:47 PM

I'm going to do a polling type of thing in the comments, for the rules here, because something needs a change. Everyone who wants to participate: yeah this post so I can get everyone who voted, and...

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12/07/2017 11:08 PM

Some of comments are porn.


Spoilers· 09/27/2017 05:29 AM

PSA: If someone doesn't have a special caption on their profile, like this, they're not official, even if they have a fancy badge. People can also be official even without a badge. Now, you might s...

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Cherry Kid Andisit

10/02/2017 05:07 PM

Guys, you are all overcomplicating things. Here, I'll sum up all the steps necessairy to be deemed trustworthy in one sentence: Be a good person. Done.


Spoilers· 09/26/2017 03:02 AM

I'll say something about the server this is running on: It's an Amazon EC2 t2.micro. The machine has 1 processor, and 1 GB of memory, that's it. That is the only server this is running on.
Of cour...

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09/26/2017 08:13 PM

Did you succ his wenis?!!


Spoilers· 09/24/2017 07:58 PM

We're no longer using Cloudinary. Yay..? Also, we are scaling images and not allowing GIFs. This'll spare your internet, your speed, my money, and fuck GIFs anyway, they suck and they're annoying a...

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09/25/2017 03:23 PM

As long as this website is back, I ain't fussed.


Spoilers· 09/15/2017 12:37 AM

If I was going to buy a Basic plan for Cloudinary and stretch my plan maximum bandwidth from 5 GB to 50GB, well, I can't anymore, since apparently I'm at 60GB. :^)))))))))))
I suppose I'll have to...

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Spoilers· 09/13/2017 10:25 PM

Alright, I'm back from some haitus. Maybe. My current plans are to: Implement: ? Favorite communities, community searching, popular posts ? Something that PF2M knows that we wanted to get in f...

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09/18/2017 05:02 PM

I'm not so sure about a popular posts section, considering the negative feedback on popular users in general. But if actually made, maybe ONE popular post per user somehow, since if a person spams the community and all that's seen is their posts, it'd be kinda bothersome. Maybe a "Add ____ to your follows list" pop up to match the "Remove ___from your follows list" since sometimes, you accidentally follow people. Also Spoiler labels ex.) maturity, gore, just because etc?


Spoilers· 09/12/2017 06:17 PM

The official trailer for Closedverse is out. Like and share it with all your friends! I hope I edited it well enough.

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20 hours ago

77th Yeah! Has any other post/comment ever surpassed this number before on Closedverse...? Because I have yet to see that!


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☆Αиδяеω☆ the inactive user

09/20/2017 02:12 AM

I am part of that 0.8% that comes from Guatemala. I can't believe there are more people there than other countries like France or Australia


Spoilers· 09/12/2017 01:56 AM

Actually, that isn't all. Another thing. If I could have PF2M just rule this place for me, I would have him do that. Seriously. He might agree that I'm the better programmer out of everyone her...


Spoilers· 09/12/2017 01:31 AM

Finally, I'd just like to share this for the 4th time. This is me narrating one of the things PF2M sent to me, and it is so true. Listen for aural learners, look at the description for visual learn...

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Trent (💙yaboistev)

09/12/2017 03:25 AM

And you, PF2M, and the userbase here so far can help. Any help would be cool. I would, but I'm banned on Miiverse for now.


Spoilers· 09/12/2017 01:22 AM

I will need to do a few things before that.
✔️ I will need to implement a proper report/block/ban system
✔️ I will also need moderators
✔️ But as well, I will want to bring back older users
✔️ ...

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Spoilers· Edited· 09/12/2017 01:17 AM

I think I'm going to gather just all/most of the problems, right here, this post. Ready? I sure am. * The presence of noobs, obnoxious users, and bad users in general, or rather: little to no good...

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Trent (💙yaboistev)

09/12/2017 03:29 AM

Yeah, I really with I could help, but I don't know a thing about Python, I could learn it, but the most I could do now is give ideas on what to do. I feel like I'm pushing myself into this too much but I really do want to see this site grow in the right direction too.


Spoilers· 09/11/2017 02:10 AM

Remember that Profile Settings bug that happened since the release? I think it's gone now, hooray. Now to get more people.. or, rather, less, since damn this is expensive to run now.

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09/11/2017 02:25 AM

What do you think about it?


Spoilers· 09/10/2017 08:46 PM

Uh-oh, we are running out of bandwidth, and if I want to increase this to 50 GB per month, it is... $50 PER MONTH.
I think I'll start to switch to either Amazon Simple Storage Service, or.. host e...

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Andrew P.

09/11/2017 09:50 PM

I'd unironically donate money