Rumor is room 491 is haunted, I'd really like to battle some ghost types so I'll head to 491 today.
can i get uh... BoNeLeSS PiZZa???
Hey guys! Happy new years! Anyone want new years cake? Be careful Destruction might've slept on some of the pieces.
*Chills out in the fancy hotel pool*
(Sets up a new years eve party)
plese fallo m,e
I want for the diner a train pls
i ned to be sucked XDDDD
The other Ness is fake I am the REAL Ness
Hi guys! How's the hotel? I actually left to Sinnoh. I met an old coordinator friend yes I was a coordinator back in Sinnoh. Well, I heard some kind of Yo-kai was in my room. I'm checkin back in.
A hotel? Ooh that sounds sexy ;)
*walks into this hotel*
*finds blood, smoke, and dead bodies everywhere after the hotel goes out of business*
*casually walks out*
I walk in the front doors.
"Hey, have any available rooms?"
*casually revisits the hotel to see a bloody mess on the floor then leaves*
i joined hotel b4 closing
. . well, i guess this is the end .
everyone, please leave the hotel . we're closing our doors now . . possibly forever . unless we reopen on oasis or indigo, but it's unlikely ...
I want a room for myself.
And yes, I am depressed.
Am I allowed to say the N-word at the pool?
It's from Bowser!
Dear Pesky Plumbers,
The Koopalings and I
can i have a jobb
How the frickety frack does this place work
Well, Destruction tends to wonder into random rooms.
I'm still here. Phuhuhu...
. . .
this place is . . quieter . . than usual .
. . where did everyone go . . ?
Umm guys, I can't find Destruction! She must've run off while I was showerin, Please if you guys find Absol a.k.a Destruction, do NOT scare her she will use dark pulse when frightened.
Guys come to my room if you want to watch Smile Bones.
Who wants to go to Alola? I got lot's of tickets! I'm goin to find some Alolan pokemon, or maybe stop team rainbow rocket.
Hi, I would like room #23, please? How much is the price?
$2,000? Uhhhhh, fine. However, it’ll be your fault if I decide to do tax evasion.
At least I’ll have a 4K tv in my room.
I'd like to file a complaint. The hotel walls shot me with a knife and took my picture of a piece of toast.
Can I sleep in the laundry room?
I'd like entry, please.
I think the elevator here is broken