judy’s turn to cry

Spoilers· 2 days ago

is anybody thewe


1 day ago

Destruction:Absol. Me:Well, I'm a pokemon trainer. I'm Angel, This is my partner Destruction, the absol.


Spoilers· 11/11/2018 01:24 AM

i joined hotel b4 closing


Spoilers· 11/07/2018 07:09 PM

*sweeps floors*

. . well, i guess this is the end .
everyone, please leave the hotel . we're closing our doors now . . possibly forever . unless we reopen on oasis or indigo, but it's unlikely ...

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20 hours ago

Why am I finding the spaces between the dots (ex: . . .) satisfying eeee


Spoilers· 11/06/2018 03:53 AM

I want a room for myself.

And yes, I am depressed.

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11/07/2018 04:21 AM

If your a pokemon trainer, come down to room 308 to battle me! (Crash!!!) I can guarantee my pokemon put up a challange

Edge Enthusiast

Spoilers· 11/01/2018 10:12 PM

Am I allowed to say the N-word at the pool?


11/01/2018 10:33 PM

No!! That's racist


Spoilers· 10/31/2018 04:54 PM

It's from Bowser!
Dear Pesky Plumbers,
The Koopalings and I


Spoilers· 10/31/2018 09:45 AM

can i have a jobb


Spoilers· 10/30/2018 01:38 AM

How the frickety frack does this place work

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Spoilers· 10/29/2018 11:07 PM

Well, Destruction tends to wonder into random rooms.

Invader V3.0

Spoilers· 10/29/2018 08:43 PM

I'm still here. Phuhuhu...


Spoilers· 10/26/2018 08:03 AM

. . .
this place is . . quieter . . than usual .

. . where did everyone go . . ?

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Josesito is mainly at Indigo.

10/30/2018 11:42 PM

^If so, we need an Indigo Hotel.


Spoilers· 10/26/2018 02:54 AM

Umm guys, I can't find Destruction! She must've run off while I was showerin, Please if you guys find Absol a.k.a Destruction, do NOT scare her she will use dark pulse when frightened.

Edge Enthusiast

Spoilers· 10/26/2018 12:17 AM

Guys come to my room if you want to watch Smile Bones.


Spoilers· 10/21/2018 02:54 PM

VV my cake is better.


Spoilers· 10/21/2018 01:17 PM

wotsits, bread and irn bru

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10/21/2018 08:05 PM

ik real food but u dont get outta here with your "food"


Spoilers· 10/21/2018 10:05 AM

early bird breakfast

want it? get it in the dining room

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Calix.EXE the desanitised EXE

Spoilers· 10/21/2018 09:54 AM

*leaves pumpkin full of candy by the door* don’t bother knocking there’s your candy


Spoilers· 10/21/2018 05:22 AM

Who wants to go to Alola? I got lot's of tickets! I'm goin to find some Alolan pokemon, or maybe stop team rainbow rocket.

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11/04/2018 01:18 AM

Wait are we rping now COUNT ME IN

The Real PinkLatias

Spoilers· 10/20/2018 09:15 PM


Josesito is mainly at Indigo.

Spoilers· 10/20/2018 08:13 PM

I made us all some pizza.
I cooked it by simply making contact with it.
I have an extremely high body temperature.


10/21/2018 12:15 AM

Yum! (Eats pizza, and Destruction wolfs one down.) This would go great with moomoo milk and some mummy jerky


Spoilers· 10/20/2018 05:17 PM

i prepared pancakes for dinner for some reason

if you want some, they're in the dining room

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Invader V3.0

10/20/2018 06:12 PM

Who I want to hug so badly.

Josesito is mainly at Indigo.

Spoilers· 10/20/2018 03:19 AM

The trees outside feel a little…
I don’t particularly mind since they’re spooky trees, but if they get hostile, we’re killing them unless Angel wants them.

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It'sAnIceCube! (Masher)

Spoilers· 10/19/2018 02:38 AM

Hi, I would like room #23, please? How much is the price?
$2,000? Uhhhhh, fine. However, it’ll be your fault if I decide to do tax evasion.
At least I’ll have a 4K tv in my room.

Josesito is mainly at Indigo.

10/20/2018 03:17 AM

I’m pretty sure that would be your fault. We don’t really have a price. Dealing with some of the stuff here is enough of a cost.


Spoilers· 10/19/2018 02:03 AM

I'd like to file a complaint. The hotel walls shot me with a knife and took my picture of a piece of toast.

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Spoilers· 10/18/2018 10:38 PM

Can I sleep in the laundry room?

ΩX José

Spoilers· 10/18/2018 09:30 PM

I'd like entry, please.


Spoilers· 10/17/2018 08:22 PM

Hey uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I think the elevator here is broken

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10/19/2018 11:38 PM

that's fine nobody really uses the elevator

Josesito is mainly at Indigo.

Spoilers· 10/17/2018 04:10 AM

I have decided to bring some cats to the hotel. They’re calming and very therapeutic.


10/17/2018 09:32 PM

his heart is so BIGADSFDSfdsf


Spoilers· 10/16/2018 03:49 PM

what do you guys want for dinner today

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10/23/2018 12:26 AM

a thousand burgers


Spoilers· 10/14/2018 04:25 PM

I love the beds here
I slept for 17 hours straight in one of them

Edge Enthusiast

Spoilers· 10/14/2018 12:13 AM

Uh I left my keys in the pool. Can someone get them for me?

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zach TM☆

10/14/2018 10:00 PM

Ill get it cannonball

zach TM☆

Spoilers· 10/12/2018 07:54 PM

Ilike to book a room but after hearing the jakuzzi no thanks


10/12/2018 09:53 PM

well, you aren't an admin or anything, so you should be good


Spoilers· 10/12/2018 07:48 PM

does this hotel allow pets? i totally forgot to ask


10/12/2018 09:53 PM

probably one of the owners has like 5 foxes

Invader V3.0

Spoilers· 10/12/2018 03:42 AM

Post above


Spoilers· 10/12/2018 02:22 AM

Give me a room, I'll give you all my dakimakuras.

Stiff Tiff left Closedverse!

10/13/2018 01:29 PM

Here's room #499. Free buffet and casino! Enjoy your stay!


Spoilers· 10/11/2018 11:01 PM

give me a room i pay 10000 v-bucks

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Spoilers· 10/11/2018 07:49 PM

hey is there a parking garage somewhere?

sand undertable

Spoilers· 10/10/2018 10:47 PM

*steals air around hotel*
I've been around for over a year and yet I haven't been here


Spoilers· 10/09/2018 02:28 AM


i think i just saw a ghost

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Josesito is mainly at Indigo.

10/09/2018 03:34 AM

*More burn-writing: “How dare that ghost attack you. If I see them, they’ll get a Shadow Ball to the face.” She then uses Shadow Ball on a target to demonstrate. No idea where the target came from.*


Spoilers· 10/08/2018 11:12 PM

(Training with all of my pokemon)
Alright, team let's train up.
(All of my pokemon and I train, Gardevoir Umbreon and the rest of my team train)


Spoilers· 10/07/2018 04:12 PM

Things have been oddly normal for me lately.

star lord

Spoilers· 10/07/2018 01:40 AM

i wander if there a room for me

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10/12/2018 09:47 PM

idk, there are a lot. People will usually tell you if the room is their's. Mine is 3301. If you want, you can live with me.

Calix.EXE the desanitised EXE

Spoilers· 10/06/2018 11:50 PM

ah shit I think I left the oven on
*red static*
*teleports to room*
nope! it’s fine

Blue Knight

Spoilers· 10/06/2018 11:32 PM

if there is any evil things, ill kill it, but im on a bus sosogjd,kdiajposldf.k/jlsad


Spoilers· 10/06/2018 01:31 PM

why is there green goop in the blender

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10/14/2018 03:21 AM

ow oof what the f


Spoilers· 10/06/2018 04:09 AM (handwritten)


Spoilers· 10/06/2018 04:07 AM

Omae wa mou shindeiru. NANI!?


Spoilers· 10/05/2018 06:26 PM

Nice! I like it!


Spoilers· 10/04/2018 11:11 PM

Does this hotel allow dabs?

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