Wtf there’s no Doritos in the vending machine. I’m suing.
staff, i want a Sega Genesis with Virtual Bart
Are you ok?
we could go on a field trip to walmart instead
well, i'll be taking a room
Yes hello? Front desk? I'm not sure how but we made an unpleasant discovery. There's a loli under our bed and it wont leave no matter how much we poke it with a stick. You're sending someone up? Th...
who wants to go on a field trip to Istinye Park
Going there for shelter. So...how's everyone?
Il a des francais ?
can i have the entire hotel
*eats the hotel pool*
Alright!!! (Destruction and I run up and jump into the pool.)
Wait.... Somethin is off here.
*shits in the hotel pool*
what do we do now
.exists hotel the forgot I
can room i have
*the seemingly sentient broom is sweeping the hotel again .*
*looks around the hotel*
Why the hell did I find a sacrifice room with a pentagram in the middle in my room?!?
Remember when this place was lively?
can i have a room, a mario one
alexa, unleash the roombas
my toilet is clogged so im sneaking into the pool to pee and poop in it
That's a cool plane, hope it doesn't hit us.
*i finally walk in my room for once* why is there a dragon loli-
I just saw a roach run across the floor in my hotel room I'm leaving.
ATTENTION HOTEL MEMBERS: THERE WAS A FIRE EARLIER TODAY IN THE KITCHEN WHILE SOMEONE WAS TRYING TO BAKE A CAKE FOR THE 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION OF CLOSEDVERSE, LUCKILY IT WAS DEALT WITH QUICK...
*attempts to bake a cake for Closedverse’s 1st bday then the kitchen sets fire* SHIT *grabs a fire extinguisher and chucks it at the fire*
I vote we have a Closedverse anniversary field trip
What's with the fucking holes in the walls?!
My toilet is clogged with cum
I should really go outside my room
*fucking practices archery in my room all day long*
All I've been doing is staying in my room.
Is anyone here in this hotel a fascist?
Hey Guys I came back! I'm the new champion, if anyone wants to try to be champion. Come battle me in room 308.
hi i'm back @everyone
sorry for leaving for a bit
can i has a room