Spoilers· 03/21/2019 04:41 AM

Guys this thing is outside my window, in the exact same place 173 was a few days ago, OH SHIT IT'S RUNNING IN I HEAR IT OH GOD OH FUCK

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Toad #1537

03/21/2019 02:50 PM

i will call the toad army to deal with... that

Toad #1537

Spoilers· 03/19/2019 05:18 PM

hey everyone come outside at 6:00 pm today we are having a party for no reason!!

Toad #1537

Spoilers· 03/19/2019 05:10 PM

am i allowed to paint my room?


Spoilers· 03/19/2019 04:51 PM

One of my 7 koopa hotels


Spoilers· 03/17/2019 06:07 AM

Guys, I see SCP-173 outside the hotel, what do I do?

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Josesito is kind of back.

03/19/2019 07:48 PM

Just keep watching it for a bit, I will have Simba throw it. Incineroars are good at throwing things.


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Spoilers· 03/13/2019 12:29 AM

Erm guys, I think there's a wild Pichu runnin through the hotel... I let my Bisharp go so now I need to find the Pichu.
Be careful, it has a ray gun in it's mouth.

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Josesito is kind of back.

03/13/2019 12:48 AM

Mimikyorp said that Simba said “Oh no, not that guy. Beware of laser spam. He’s cheaper than me, and I’m a wrestling heel.”


Spoilers· 03/04/2019 12:47 PM

nice to see the hotel's still doing well after i left .

. . too bad there's no hotel on oasis .


Spoilers· 02/26/2019 05:05 PM

Woody has been looking down on my balcony stalking me whenever I'm on my balcony. He's a creep.

Useless Ness and Godzilla

Spoilers· 02/26/2019 02:57 AM

This man has been harassing me everyday for money here please kick him out


Spoilers· 02/25/2019 08:09 PM

I found another Chef for the Restaurant!

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Useless Ness and Godzilla

03/01/2019 01:56 AM

He also seems like quite the charmer


Spoilers· 02/25/2019 02:18 PM

The food here tastes like something I don't wanna talk about.

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02/25/2019 08:08 PM

You have something to say about Chef Shrek's Cooking?


Spoilers· 02/24/2019 11:59 PM

I flush the toilet once and theres a body!


Spoilers· 02/23/2019 01:54 AM

There's a body in the closet.


Spoilers· 02/20/2019 09:11 PM

I just moved in!

Only for a short amount of time, though.

Josesito is kind of back.

Spoilers· 02/20/2019 02:52 AM

Well, here we are again. It’s always such a pleasure.
Thankfully, you didn’t try to kill me twice.
Back to room 13 then.
I'm bringing my pets again.

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03/13/2019 02:07 AM

Thanks! (Runs off)


Spoilers· 02/19/2019 06:06 AM

There’s a dead body in the bathroom again!

Josesito is kind of back.

02/20/2019 12:45 AM

Yes, that’s normal. And probably the reason that my room is so haunted.

Useless Ness and Godzilla

Spoilers· 02/18/2019 01:11 AM

I've been studying prehistoric times for about a few years I found a new species called godzillasaurous why is their a mutated one outside right now with atomic breath?


Spoilers· 02/16/2019 02:12 AM

I will not let this community die, damn it.


Spoilers· 02/16/2019 02:11 AM

Welcome to Closedverse hotel, world renowned for prized Boneless Milkshakes.

Lockstep Christian

Spoilers· 01/27/2019 04:16 PM

The hotel is closed because I died in room 204. Please exit the building as quickly as possible.


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Spoilers· 01/10/2019 03:19 PM

Rumor is room 491 is haunted, I'd really like to battle some ghost types so I'll head to 491 today.

Josesito is kind of back.

02/20/2019 12:57 AM

Can’t tell you anything about room 491. 13, however, is haunted. I would know, it’s still my room.


Spoilers· 01/02/2019 08:15 AM

can i get uh... BoNeLeSS PiZZa???


01/09/2019 09:46 PM

Due to an awesome turn out for our New Year Akka Joe product line, the sale has been extended thru the end of January! Prices have been slashed even more! Once again, with them prices so low, its gotta be.... AKKA JOE! Wind Bumpers, NOW 45% off! Water Bouncers, NOW 30% off! Froggy FireBlasters, NOW A CRAZY 25% off! Get yours taday!!!!!!!! **while supplies last**


Spoilers· 01/01/2019 08:09 PM

Hey guys! Happy new years! Anyone want new years cake? Be careful Destruction might've slept on some of the pieces.

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Invader E 24

01/02/2019 06:19 PM

No it's because I'm not hungry.


Spoilers· 01/01/2019 07:06 PM

I found a new cook for the new year!

Useless Ness and Godzilla

01/08/2019 09:32 AM

He seems like quite the charmer


Spoilers· 01/01/2019 06:07 AM

*Chills out in the fancy hotel pool*


01/03/2019 04:31 AM

CANNONBALL!!!!!!! (giant splash)


Spoilers· 12/31/2018 08:28 PM

(Sets up a new years eve party)


Spoilers· 12/29/2018 01:40 AM

plese fallo m,e


Spoilers· 12/25/2018 04:44 PM

I want for the diner a train pls

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12/28/2018 11:45 PM

Dinner not included.


Spoilers· 12/23/2018 01:23 AM

i ned to be sucked XDDDD

𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗿'𝘀 𝗘𝘃𝗲 𝗦𝗼𝗦

Spoilers· 12/22/2018 02:20 PM

Useless Ness and Godzilla

Spoilers· 12/18/2018 12:11 PM

The other Ness is fake I am the REAL Ness

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Masked man sicko mode

Spoilers· 12/17/2018 12:47 PM

i'll have a steak please
just like how my mum makes

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Useless Ness and Godzilla

12/21/2018 09:34 PM

I'm the real Ness he is a faker

Masked man sicko mode

Spoilers· 12/17/2018 12:38 PM

thanks i founded a hotel


Spoilers· 12/06/2018 11:59 PM

Hi guys! How's the hotel? I actually left to Sinnoh. I met an old coordinator friend yes I was a coordinator back in Sinnoh. Well, I heard some kind of Yo-kai was in my room. I'm checkin back in.


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Spoilers· 12/04/2018 03:42 AM

A hotel? Ooh that sounds sexy ;)


Spoilers· 12/02/2018 04:06 PM

*walks into this hotel*

*finds blood, smoke, and dead bodies everywhere after the hotel goes out of business*

*casually walks out*

PSI Seven

12/03/2018 01:24 AM

What? It's always like this.


Spoilers· 11/30/2018 02:20 PM

I walk in the front doors.
"Hey, have any available rooms?"


Spoilers· 11/28/2018 07:04 PM

I brought my dragon that eats everyone now you are dead


Spoilers· 11/11/2018 01:24 AM

i joined hotel b4 closing


Spoilers· 11/07/2018 07:09 PM

*sweeps floors*

. . well, i guess this is the end .
everyone, please leave the hotel . we're closing our doors now . . possibly forever . unless we reopen on oasis or indigo, but it's unlikely ...

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11/20/2018 04:25 AM

Why am I finding the spaces between the dots (ex: . . .) satisfying eeee


Spoilers· 11/06/2018 03:53 AM

I want a room for myself.

And yes, I am depressed.

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11/07/2018 04:21 AM

If your a pokemon trainer, come down to room 308 to battle me! (Crash!!!) I can guarantee my pokemon put up a challange

Edge Enthusiast

Spoilers· 11/01/2018 10:12 PM

Am I allowed to say the N-word at the pool?


11/01/2018 10:33 PM

No!! That's racist


Spoilers· 10/31/2018 04:54 PM

It's from Bowser!
Dear Pesky Plumbers,
The Koopalings and I


Spoilers· 10/31/2018 09:45 AM

can i have a jobb


Spoilers· 10/30/2018 01:38 AM

How the frickety frack does this place work

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Spoilers· 10/29/2018 11:07 PM

Well, Destruction tends to wonder into random rooms.