WEEEEEEEEELLL LEVIS A BITCH HES A BIGPHAT BITCH HES THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE WHOLE WHILE WORLD HES A STOOPID BITCH IF THERE EVER WAS A BITCH HES A BITCH TO ALL THE BOYS AND GIRLS ON MONDAY HES A BI...
I'm gonna shit in one of the sinks in the bathroom
Where are all the prepubescent children with their furry OCs?
Could I get a room? I don’t mind which one, any room will do.
im gunna screw ur mum's penis
Lol this is still a thing? Also nice "banner"
Plot twist: This is actually a fork of the Miiverse Hotel, created by the original owner's socially awkward and demented cousin. And it has a vending machine full of nothing but twizzlers. Why Twiz...
Yes, I need a room with 2 beds. One is for me, the other for my luggage. Don't. Ask.
Join my Discord server for whoever wants to run this empty hotel space.
First come first serve.
I'll take the room #-1337 please.
I’m currently living off the vending machine in the lobby
wtf is a closedverse hotel
I've never been here what is this place
I want a good room.
I get a free room.
I’m famous give me a room or I kick you in the balls
What's this all about?
I'll Take Room 20 on the first floor
Can a 12 year old get a room??
Excuse me there's a lady in my room's shower can anyone help me?
can i put all of the rooms on fire
Can I get a room with someone who's alone atm?
can I have a room for 1 child?
Do I actually get a room?
could i get room 69
I would definitely come back to stay at the Closedverse Hotel! Really good room rates, GREAT location, and pleasant staff.
The room was just like what was seen in pictures, and it was super clea...
so, is it officially closed then ?
I’m going to go swim in the hotel pool.....
Oh right it’s closed
wait i forgot my room number, shit.
Getting A Room Would Be Nice!
Is room #77 available?
Can I please have a room its getting cold outside..😭😭😭
I'd quite enjoy Room #37, i've waited about 5-6 months, maybe more
im staying here at the hotel tonight.
𝘙𝘰𝘰𝘮 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦
This hotel should be segregated to keep us away from the icky Frenchies
could I be an assistant manager?
is room #666 available?
WHERE ARE MY TOWELS?! DID THE FRENCH STEAL THEM AGAIN?! YOU DAMN FRENCH, LEAVE MY TOWELS ALONE OR ILL CONQUER YOU AGAIN
*Sleep in my room as i hold "DO NOT DISTURB ME, FRANCE PEOPLE" sign*
...is he gone?