Edge Enthusiast

Spoilers· 19 hours ago

Wtf there’s no Doritos in the vending machine. I’m suing.

❝ discount-kraken ❞

8 hours ago

fuck i'm sorry i forgot to re-stock the vending machines

Discount_Kris

Spoilers· 1 day ago

Phuhuhuhu...

Owen

Spoilers· 1 day ago

staff, i want a Sega Genesis with Virtual Bart

Jack

Spoilers· 2 days ago

Are you ok?

Miraie🦐

Spoilers· 2 days ago

help

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❝ discount-kraken ❞

2 days ago

calling the police

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Spoilers· 2 days ago

we could go on a field trip to walmart instead

razor

Spoilers· Edited· 09/20/2018 11:42 PM

well, i'll be taking a room

Is N0where Spoopy Yet

Spoilers· 09/20/2018 10:36 PM

Yes hello? Front desk? I'm not sure how but we made an unpleasant discovery. There's a loli under our bed and it wont leave no matter how much we poke it with a stick. You're sending someone up? Th...

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Spoilers· 09/20/2018 07:38 AM

hey
who wants to go on a field trip to Istinye Park

17 Gigs of RK

Spoilers· 09/18/2018 07:54 PM

Going there for shelter. So...how's everyone?

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Captain Ness (FANON)

09/20/2018 08:58 AM

Sometimes Godzilla or Gojira (for that weeb in you) attack this city so yeah

Dylan

Spoilers· 09/18/2018 05:59 PM

Il a des francais ?

happy

Spoilers· 09/17/2018 11:26 PM

can i have the entire hotel

Simon

Spoilers· 09/17/2018 09:59 PM

*eats the hotel pool*

Angel

Spoilers· 09/17/2018 03:23 AM

Alright!!! (Destruction and I run up and jump into the pool.)
Wait.... Somethin is off here.

Gino

Spoilers· 09/17/2018 02:29 AM

*shits in the hotel pool*

❝ discount-kraken ❞

Spoilers· 09/16/2018 08:20 AM

so

what do we do now

Josesito

09/16/2018 10:58 PM

We can do another hunt for stuff.

Devon

Spoilers· 09/15/2018 09:59 PM

I found this guy trying to break in through a window.

Josesito

Spoilers· 09/15/2018 09:01 PM

I got us apples by fighting a tree. There were actually apples in excess from this guy, so I have enough to feed the entire hotel, and my own hotel.

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Anime

09/17/2018 04:22 AM

Anime was here!

YeetusYeetusCommitSelfDeletus

Spoilers· 09/15/2018 08:53 PM

.exists hotel the forgot I

Count Microwave

Spoilers· 09/15/2018 04:00 AM

can room i have

Devon

Spoilers· 09/14/2018 07:35 PM

*Krumps*

Spookatiff aka Stiff Tiff

Spoilers· 09/14/2018 11:51 AM (handwritten)

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Spoilers· 09/14/2018 10:17 AM

*the seemingly sentient broom is sweeping the hotel again .*

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Mr. Edgy (and depression)

3 days ago

Now remastered in High-Definition!

NotMalcolm

Spoilers· 09/14/2018 09:02 AM

*looks around the hotel*

Captain Ness (FANON)

Spoilers· 09/14/2018 01:01 AM

Why the hell did I find a sacrifice room with a pentagram in the middle in my room?!?

kobe

Spoilers· 09/13/2018 07:41 PM

Oi!

17 Gigs of RK

Spoilers· 09/13/2018 03:33 PM

Remember when this place was lively?

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Spookatiff aka Stiff Tiff

09/13/2018 03:36 PM

This is one of the best communities here! It's fun! That's my kind of role-play!

Owen

Spoilers· 09/13/2018 10:34 AM

can i have a room, a mario one

❝ discount-kraken ❞

09/13/2018 02:22 PM

here's the key to your room . . *a key "floats" towards you, falling in front of you .* enjoy your stay here . . don't be scared by the ghosts, we're nice . . :)

❝ discount-kraken ❞

Spoilers· 09/13/2018 07:55 AM

alexa, unleash the roombas

Durr

Spoilers· 09/13/2018 12:35 AM

my toilet is clogged so im sneaking into the pool to pee and poop in it

Invader is ded?

Spoilers· 09/11/2018 10:14 PM

That's a cool plane, hope it doesn't hit us.

Mario? (★S☆U.D★)

Spoilers· 09/11/2018 03:19 AM

*i finally walk in my room for once* why is there a dragon loli-

Mr. Sushi

Spoilers· 09/10/2018 10:06 PM

I just saw a roach run across the floor in my hotel room I'm leaving.

Count Microwave

Spoilers· 09/10/2018 08:29 PM

can i have a room

Spookatiff aka Stiff Tiff

Spoilers· 09/10/2018 01:58 PM (handwritten)

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🍃🍂🍁Fall JoshM.(21)🍁🍂🍃

09/10/2018 07:29 PM

Ah. Nice. It'd be nice though to, one day, see a Drawing like that with Princess Peach in there.

sanitized subject#2569 Calix.EXE

Spoilers· 09/10/2018 12:51 PM

ATTENTION HOTEL MEMBERS: THERE WAS A FIRE EARLIER TODAY IN THE KITCHEN WHILE SOMEONE WAS TRYING TO BAKE A CAKE FOR THE 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION OF CLOSEDVERSE, LUCKILY IT WAS DEALT WITH QUICK...

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Captain Ness (FANON)

09/20/2018 09:04 AM

This. Lol remember that cake was gud just like a really gud book

Josesito

Spoilers· 09/10/2018 03:32 AM

Remember the Dark Star issue? Since nobody helped, I decided to take the advice of Patrick Star.
I took the problem.
And I pushed it somewhere else.

Namely, the Sun. I swung my hatchet really ...

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Angel

09/11/2018 03:29 AM

If it were a pokemon battle. I would've used Meloetta.

sanitized subject#2569 Calix.EXE

Spoilers· 09/10/2018 02:54 AM

*attempts to bake a cake for Closedverse’s 1st bday then the kitchen sets fire* SHIT *grabs a fire extinguisher and chucks it at the fire*

Mattjod

Spoilers· 09/10/2018 12:09 AM

I vote we have a Closedverse anniversary field trip

🇬🇧卐STRONGATHEIST☭🇬🇧

Spoilers· 09/09/2018 03:59 PM

What's with the fucking holes in the walls?!

Edge Enthusiast

Spoilers· 09/09/2018 03:56 PM

My toilet is clogged with cum

Mattjod

Spoilers· 09/09/2018 01:01 PM

I should really go outside my room

Mr. Edgy (and depression)

Spoilers· 09/09/2018 06:30 AM

*fucking practices archery in my room all day long*

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Captain Ness (FANON)

09/20/2018 09:03 AM

Oh that's why I have arrows in my walls

Devon

Spoilers· 09/08/2018 04:00 PM

All I've been doing is staying in my room.

🇬🇧卐STRONGATHEIST☭🇬🇧

Spoilers· 09/08/2018 08:31 AM

Is anyone here in this hotel a fascist?

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Angel

Spoilers· 09/08/2018 12:13 AM

Hey Guys I came back! I'm the new champion, if anyone wants to try to be champion. Come battle me in room 308.

❝ discount-kraken ❞

Spoilers· 09/07/2018 10:56 AM

hi i'm back @everyone
sorry for leaving for a bit

Josesito

09/07/2018 10:52 PM

It’s good to have you back.

Miraie🦐

Spoilers· 09/06/2018 07:55 PM

can i has a room

Miraie🦐

Spoilers· 09/06/2018 06:00 PM

room
NOW

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Captain Ness (FANON)

09/20/2018 09:01 AM

Me: Tord? I haven't seen you in years where have you been? Tord:on eBay cause this toy costs 80 fucking dollars