Can we talk about the Direct, please, Mac? I've been dying to talk about the Direct with you all day, OK? "Fire Emblem," this name keeps coming up over and over again.
Every day Fire Emblem info is getting sent back to me. Fire Emblem! Fire Emblem! I look at twitter and reddit, this whole box is Fire Emblem! So I say to myself, "I gotta find this game! I gotta go up to the office and put this game in someone's goddamn hands! Otherwise, he's never going to get it and he's going to keep coming back down here."
So I go up to Nintendo's office and what do I find out, Mac? What do I find out?! There is no Fire Emblem. The game does not exist, okay? So I decide, "Oh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper." There's no Fire Emblem? You gotta be kidding me! I got boxes full of Fire Emblem!
All right. So I start marchin' my way down to Reggie in HR and I knock on his door and I say, "Reggie! Reggie! I gotta talk to you about Fire Emblem." And when I open the door what do I find? There's not a single goddamn desk in that office! There...is...no...Reggie in HR. Mac, half the people in this building have been made up.