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Spoilers· Edited· 6 hours ago

We have completed this strange “Easter egg,” hunt, except the eggs are Reese’s Cups. We all make a good team together.

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Spoilers· 6 hours ago

*Checks the hotel’s fountain.*

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Spoilers· 7 hours ago

*Checks all of the light fixtures in and around the hotel.*

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Spoilers· 7 hours ago

*Checks the soil for buried treasure/ Reese's cups, which are basically the same thing at this point.*

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❝ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ . ❞

7 hours ago

*one of the cups was buried in a deep hole outside, inside a small wooden chest . *

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Spoilers· 7 hours ago

*Checks the kitchen, as it would make sense for the sought-after food item to be there*

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Spoilers· 7 hours ago

*Proceeds to check the elevators.*

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Spoilers· 7 hours ago

Chandelorp, light the way.
*With light from Chandelorp's flames, the basement is thoroughly searched.*

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Spoilers· 7 hours ago

We've found 4 out of 10 White Chocolate Reese’s Cups so far: 3 from Flareblitz, 1 from me.

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Spoilers· 7 hours ago

*Looks around the hotel’s entrance, paying special attention to the plants nearby. All of them. Even trees.*

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Spoilers· 7 hours ago

I’m going to try looking in areas that have been important before. I’m heading to the rooftop, the location of the original hotel's final showdown.

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Ringley (FlareBlitz)

7 hours ago

Wait there was actual plot? I wish I went there more often

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Spoilers· 9 hours ago

According to the actually real LEGO guy, there’s a treasure, crystal Pepsi in the hotel's underground waterworks.

Let’s go find it.
According to my research, it should look something like this.

Ringley (FlareBlitz)

9 hours ago

I'll come with so that I can clone it once my magic recharges and we can sell it at the black market

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Spoilers· 9 hours ago

Octowoomy invasion?

Greninja, do your stuff. Use Water Shuriken on the enemy Octolings!
Okay, we’re a bit late, but that’s okay.

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Spoilers· 10 hours ago

@Whoever stole the energy core.

Put it back or the dog will explode on you.

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Spoilers· 10 hours ago

I think that I might like Orbulon's microgames a little too much.

By the time I’m done, there won’t be many pigs still at the place where they originated.

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Spoilers· 17 hours ago

Okay, I got Greninja, he knows Hydro Pump.
Greninja, Use Hydro Pump on all of that fire.

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Spoilers· 18 hours ago

Chandelorp probably can’t absorb fire, you can’t put out fires with extremely useful hatchets, Simba is part Fire, and Mimikyorp doesn’t want to burn his rag. It’s a good thing I have a Greninja in...

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Nervous Wood Man

18 hours ago

Yes there's a PC in the lobby

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Spoilers· 1 day ago

While looking up Annoying Dogs for something, I found this image that I can confirm is 1,031% accurate.

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Spoilers· 1 day ago

My Chandelure murdered a robot with scissors on his head.
Chandelures do that apparently.

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Nervous Wood Man

1 day ago

Oh but I guess thats kinda cool

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Spoilers· 1 day ago

@Cut Man

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Spoilers· 1 day ago

Okay, the bad news is I found a bear. The good news is that it’s dead now. Simba the Incineroar is extremely protective.

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Spoilers· 1 day ago


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Spoilers· 1 day ago

Oh, hi Baldi, why are you in the Anything Goes banner?

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Spoilers· 1 day ago

Good news, everyone: I found a cow and she gave me milk. We have access to dairy now. The cow's owners seemed fine with it.

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Spoilers· 2 days ago

Hopefully the apocalypse doesn’t happen here, but if it does, let me know so I can help.

Duna (Sabrina)

2 days ago

So far no midget attacks have been reported. They were the ones who started the last apocalypse.

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Spoilers· 2 days ago

This reminds me of the days of Miiverse's Zelda hotel: taking the Wii Sports Resort community and changing it into a “hotel.” Now, back to Room 13 again. Somehow, this Room 13 is haunted too, and I...

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Spoilers· 3 days ago

Random reminder that, due to my dealing the final blow, the story of the Closedverse Hotel's final battle ended with a Lion King joke.

ioletsgo

3 days ago

it ends with a pinned comment, to be rediscovered months later.

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Spoilers· 3 days ago

Well, everything is going crazy, but let’s have a fun farewell if I can’t repair the Gauntlet. Let’s have a sort of potluck since all of the food is gone. I’m bringing a steak big enough for everyo...

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Spoilers· 3 days ago

I have an idea to try and save the hotel. Remember the paintbrush I used that melted the Gauntlet with Thinner? Anything that gets thinned can be restored with Paint from the brush. Should I try an...

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Spoilers· 3 days ago

Now, back to room 13. It’s haunted, but I’m pretty okay with that.

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Spoilers· 3 days ago

**Long live the king!**

*Smashes into Wario, sending him off the roof.*

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Spoilers· 3 days ago

I found this paintbrush. It can shoot green goo that destroys things.
*Proceeds to fire Thinner at the Infinity Gauntlet, melting it slightly.*

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Spoilers· Edited· 3 days ago

@Wario
This is the part where we kill you. 682, let’s ram him, hatchet swinging and jaws biting. Simba, use “Malicious Moonsult.” Chandelure, use “Inferno Overdrive.” Mimikyu, after all of that, u...

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Spoilers· 3 days ago

This may be the stupidest thing I’ve ever done, and that’s saying something, but I'm heading to the roof on the most dangerous thing I’ve encountered.
Ride 'em… lizardboy!

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Spoilers· 3 days ago

Everyone, I had an idea. What if we got all of the destructive forces of the hotel to fight each other. They'll probably take each other down, then we can deal with whoever remains after they fight.

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RunneR

3 days ago

Risky...but if the plan works, we'll reap the benefits. And even if we fail, there will just be a few more casualties (the experts) since most people here are capable of escaping the hotel with one another.

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Spoilers· 3 days ago

Okay, I got someone to defeat Thanos-Dedede. He’s doing pretty well.

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Spoilers· 3 days ago

“Day 13: They still haven’t noticed.”

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Spoilers· 3 days ago

An earthquake is happening now. The crypt doors are creaking and the tombstones are quaking. [And that’s terrible.] (https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndThatsTerrible)

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Spoilers· 3 days ago

I’m going to destroy all of these goats if I have to. Chandelure, Mimikyu, Incineroar and I are ready to fight. Constance gave me a hatchet to fight with.

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Spoilers· 3 days ago

Room 13 is nigh-impossible to sleep in. These 2 were singing opera the entire night.

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Spoilers· 08/14/2018 02:46 AM

Okay, apparently room 13 is haunted.

I’m going to take room 13. I found this painting in it. It’s probably normal for paintings to change.

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ioletsgo

08/14/2018 02:47 AM

its gonna be haunted again.

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Spoilers· 08/13/2018 05:49 PM


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Spoilers· 08/13/2018 03:03 PM

Reminder that this is an actual Twitter post that the U.S. Marines made.
The video consists of various members of the Marines doing things prior to “________ Hits the Big Time!” splash screens for...

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Spoilers· 08/13/2018 02:57 AM

I don’t play patty-cake, so for those who have, is it normal for people to die afterwards? If not, I think I did something wrong.
I also think I should call an ambulance.

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Spoilers· 08/12/2018 04:28 PM

I just realized that Kirby is 8 inches tall, but Adeline isn’t all that much taller than him, despite being a human child.
Did Kirby grow past 8 inches, or is Adeline just really short?

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Duna (Sabrina)

08/13/2018 12:05 AM

Well she is supposed to be a child, so there's that.

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Spoilers· Edited· 08/12/2018 04:43 AM

I think that this balloon with a face is perfectly fine with its situation. It’s not popped, so it probably doesn’t mind.

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Spoilers· 08/11/2018 02:45 PM

Today’s the day of the apocalypse.

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Spoilers· 08/10/2018 04:13 PM

Yes, that definitely looks like a real and dangerous cat breed. Definitely doesn’t look like something that the Collector would have in his alien zoo thing.

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Spoilers· 08/09/2018 05:16 PM

Derp Flower, you’re supposed to be at the Villa, and also be a Flower class. What are you doing here?