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Spoilers· 1 hour ago

20 yeahs and I will eat a raw Maruxhan Instant Lunch cup without heating it up or even adding WATER :O though I can't guarantee I'll finish it since I just ate a slice of pizza and half of this cup...

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phantom swordash

1 hour ago

i like srimp raman

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Spoilers· 5 hours ago

this guy from the Miiverse Custom Image Tool thread on GBATemp is the original Pip. fuck Pikacraft64

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i don't know who i am

4 hours ago

posting in the gbatemp like that? go go gadget kill myself

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Spoilers· 8 hours ago

anybody got any mobile game recommendations for me? preferably iOS because my Android phone is full, and bonus points if it's Japanese (but it doesn't HAVE to be)

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phantom swordash

5 hours ago

and sonic jump um.. sonic forces speed battle

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Spoilers· 13 hours ago

jfc YouTube I watch ONE LET'S PLAY and my recommendations explode

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Spoilers· 1 day ago

uh-oh, there she goes, nobody can stop her now

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David

1 day ago

you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round right round

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Spoilers· 1 day ago

holy FUCK I have an impulse screenshotting problem, I've had this MacBook since August 16th and I'm at 5,076 of them counting this one

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Monika (Mischi) (KPS Chief)

1 day ago

That's more times then I've pictured my OTP cannon Trust me that's a lot

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Spoilers· 1 day ago

good morning todaY IS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

...what tf am I gonna do all summer

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Jon in high definition

1 day ago

lol i have a few more weeks

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Spoilers· 2 days ago

good night

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Spoilers· 2 days ago

isn't it great when you get back from having a totally normal, SFW chat with your significant other and are like "that was amazing but I gotta get to sleep now I have like 2 seconds of school tomor...

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🌴Bread Breasts🌴

2 days ago

Never trust someone who has to specify that the conversation was sfw

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Spoilers· 2 days ago

man of the year 2018

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Spoilers· 2 days ago

it is written in The Bible that this is what heaven actually looks like

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Pip

2 days ago

LOOK GARY THERE I AM!

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Spoilers· 2 days ago

i was the one who told arian to try adding some rotation to the miis i apologize

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Pip

2 days ago

Sorry I forgot the difference between my democratic website and the fetish with eating people

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Spoilers· 2 days ago

ah yes you all are doing great at appreciating her hair in fact you are looking straight at it

Stereotypical Russian Boss

2 days ago

There I am, mummy! I’m right there!

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Spoilers· 2 days ago

VERY RARE LOOK AT THE BACK OF MARIO'S PRINCESS ALICE HEAD PLEASE KEEP THIS IMAGE A SECRET FROM EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHERISH IT BEFORE IT IS GONE

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Non-Shadow-Kirb

2 days ago

AH SHIT! SOMEBODY CALLED THE POLICE! DELETE THIS POST BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

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Spoilers· 2 days ago

me: Alright, today's gonna be a productive day, I'm gonna stay off of Closedverse and finish my essay that's due tomorrow morning. It's time for me to take the initiative for once!
me, 1 hour later:

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Wonder One

2 days ago

I like to keep my eyes from bleeding due to internet stupidity.

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Spoilers· 2 days ago

Kanna is cool and all, but Mario's Princess's Alice Mii is the REAL best loli out there

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Ginyu

2 days ago

Isn’t that the Mii I always see on Miitomo?

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D a n k u D o r u

2 days ago

SansFan2000Man

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Spoilers· 2 days ago

them are some hot legs 👌😤👍

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Angel🌴 (The Ghost)

2 days ago

Give me the URL now

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Spoilers· 2 days ago

me when I vore Mario's Princess

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Lanie

2 days ago

hey fatass

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Spoilers· 2 days ago

me irl

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Kathy

2 days ago

u watch MHA too? :>

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Spoilers· 2 days ago

C-L-O-S-E-D-V-E-R-S-E (it's ruined)
You're so C-L-O-S-E-D-V-E-R-S-E to me
C-L-O-S-E-D-V-E-R-S-E to me (it's ruined)
I mean, seriously, can I breathe?

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what

2 days ago

f-u-c-k-n-a-h...

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Spoilers· 2 days ago

let it be known that i can't fix images this time because arian is a selfish little BITCH who thinks he can't trust me with his servers anymore

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Mr. Sushi

2 days ago

I wish you were the owner of this place. Arian is a fucking cunt, I never liked him.

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Spoilers· 3 days ago

these alexander hamilton songs from jacksfilms are really helping me write my essay on him

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Harrier is fucked up inside

3 days ago

My history teacher is obsessed with him and the play he’s amazing

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Spoilers· 3 days ago

can somebody help me with my American Government exam homework thingy? I'm supposed to pick a side here but I don't understand how either of these are a "strict interpretation" of the Constitution,...

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「BLEH」

3 days ago

Hamilton is basically saying that the federal government should be able to control rights freely without many limitations from the Constitution. Jefferson is saying that the Constitution should limit what the federal government is able to do in regards to rights. Whatever isn't specified or implied in the Bill of Rights should be up to the state governments to decide. Either way the Bill of Rights is involved in both of them and both can also be interpreted with Supreme Court rulings with the presence of judicial activism (more liberal) and judicial restraint (more conservative and interprets mainly the Constitution).

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Spoilers· 3 days ago

Programming teacher: "For the final web design project, you can make a page based upon any topic of your choice."
Me: *looks left and right to make sure nobody is looking*
Me:

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fish

3 days ago

i wish i could look to the left or right

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Spoilers· 3 days ago

soon as they like you, make 'em unlike you
'cause kissin' people' ass is so unlike you

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benjamin

3 days ago

I AM A GOD

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Spoilers· 3 days ago

brb getting the death penalty because I went to bed without telling MP goodnight last night

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Pip

3 days ago

this is a horrible crime unforgivable smh my head

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Spoilers· 05/22/2018 05:18 PM

this economics class graph isn't yet complete but I think it's safe to assume that the value of MP will always be high, I mean she IS Mario's Princess after all

Josesito

05/22/2018 08:04 PM

LRAS isn’t long-run aggregate supply. It’s long-run Alpha Sapphire.

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Spoilers· 05/22/2018 11:26 AM

TAKE YOUR TIME
we can do, we can do, we can do it
TAKE YOUR TIME
we can do, we can do, we can do it

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Spoilers· 05/22/2018 09:58 AM

i had a dream today where i was on a rollercoaster with JonTron and he said "dude, wouldn't it be fuckin' hilarious if we just jumped off this thing as soon as it got to the top?" and then we did i...

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🌴Mac🌴

05/22/2018 07:10 PM

I found this by searching “jontron” and am pleasantly surprised.

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Spoilers· 05/22/2018 12:00 AM

MP and I are married now, I can't believe I am finally a husband...

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Coner is "trapped"

05/22/2018 03:11 PM

It's a joke guys chill.

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Spoilers· 05/21/2018 10:49 PM

i made this gif ages ago for some reason but i couldn't get it to a small enough file size, but I resized and compressed it down to 4 MB now so everything is fine

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benjamin

05/22/2018 01:43 AM

runaway/devil in a new dress

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Spoilers· 05/21/2018 10:31 PM

pip likes his own comments, spread the word

Pip

05/21/2018 10:31 PM

I enjoyed my reply enough to post it lol

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Spoilers· 05/21/2018 10:21 PM

too cute aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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leg alm

05/21/2018 10:22 PM

wow i cant believe youre cheating on mp

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Spoilers· 05/21/2018 09:54 PM

help amazon is attempting to gain sentience

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Josesito

05/21/2018 10:03 PM

Amazon, this statement is false. There. A paradox should help stall it’s robotic mind.

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Spoilers· 05/21/2018 09:14 PM

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old people sex

05/21/2018 10:22 PM

am i pedophile or a sexy child?

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Spoilers· 05/21/2018 04:36 PM

I was gonna post this yesterday, but I forgot to and I still don't know why I made it

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Business man holding hammer isol

05/21/2018 07:18 PM

thank you now i must cut out the beautiful drawing mommy mp made me and download a High Definition gun png

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Spoilers· 05/21/2018 03:12 PM

FUN FACT THAT I FORGOT UNTIL NOW: openverse had implementation for messages started a looooong time ago and it seems closedverse actually copied what existed out of the UI for it
but it was never ...

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Llahsram

05/21/2018 04:40 PM

You made enough Miiverse clones

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Spoilers· 05/21/2018 03:03 PM

my school Wi-Fi sometimes does this and sometimes doesn't, and I'm scared

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Spoilers· 05/21/2018 02:50 PM

when I was first coming up with names for Openverse, one of the names I came up with (along with "Freeverse" and "PF2Mverse") was "Youverse", like, as in, the opposite of Miiverse, it's YOU instead...

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Jess

05/21/2018 03:27 PM

AT&T U-verse.

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Spoilers· 05/21/2018 09:37 AM

good morning im still not owner

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yoshi boy

05/21/2018 07:39 PM

my line but ill let you use it

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Spoilers· 05/21/2018 03:43 AM

sometimes I feel like I'm not supposed to be here...
sometimes I wake up and I don't WANT to be here...

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gino or gina idk.

05/21/2018 03:47 AM

are you sure? I can help you if you want.

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Spoilers· 05/21/2018 03:14 AM

can somebody help me, I need to go to sleep right now but I can't as I am really mad right now for reasons I don't want to go into and Mario's Princess is asleep

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Tea the butler ☕🍵

05/21/2018 03:23 AM

Here dude I got you covered Drink tea Or cold ice water Watch a funny show one that just brings you to bliss (for me fraiser M.A.S.H, Shows like that but up to you) Listen to some calming music really nice kind music

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Spoilers· 05/20/2018 07:52 PM

I apologize in advance, but, this is something I must do for the goodwill of the site.

Mario's Princess rant in the comments.

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Spoilers· 05/20/2018 05:12 PM

okay, I was gone for a minute but I'm back now

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Spoilers· 05/19/2018 10:27 PM

look at this NIGGER who is asking to DIE

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Deadpool

05/20/2018 07:06 PM

nigger is a racist term but I don't care

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Spoilers· 05/19/2018 12:10 AM

well oasis was a failure, time to use the leftover server money to develop Mario's Princessverse ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Pip

05/19/2018 01:00 AM

just give it time and patience like it’s a baby

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Spoilers· 05/18/2018 11:38 AM

I'm at school now and my eyes STILL hurt but anyways I guess I can talk about my dream now

so I was at home watching Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Funny Moments or whatever on my MacBook, and my mom s...

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Jake whom looks like Ness

05/20/2018 05:22 PM

A lot of the time my dreams get repeated with slightly different people or something like that, like a new call of duty game.

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Spoilers· 05/18/2018 09:59 AM

good morning I want to tell you all about this cool dream I had but my eyes really hurt for some reason hhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Jon in high definition

05/18/2018 03:15 PM

Good morning and welcome to the Black Mesa Transit System. This automated train is provided for the security and convenience of employees of the Black Mesa Research Facility personnel. Please feel free to move about the train or simply sit back and enjoy the ride.

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Spoilers· 05/18/2018 12:26 AM

i will no longer be doing anything sexual involving Mario's Princess here from now on, it is immature and puts our relationship at a very high risk
now that the R34 has been released I no longer h...

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lamar

05/18/2018 08:28 PM

"i will no longer be doing anything sexual involving Mario's Princess"